Dress for doing nothing.

Custom made slogan tees and hoodies for people who nap on purpose. Cheeky, comfy and printed to order.

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Just Do Nothing black t-shirt by Bone Idle Lazy
  • Printed to order
  • T-shirts and hoodies
  • Sizes S to 3XL
  • Free UK delivery over £50
  • Custom designs welcome

Fresh off the hammock

Eight slogans, two styles, zero effort. Pick a design, choose a tee or a hoodie, and leave the rest to us.

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Bone Idle Lazy hammock logo

Made for the gloriously idle.

Bone Idle Lazy is built on a simple belief: rest is not a character flaw. Every design is a small act of rebellion against the to-do list, printed on a tee or hoodie you will actually want to live in.

  • Two styles. Every design comes as a T-shirt or a hoodie.
  • Sizes S to 3XL. Pick what fits, then pick a spot on the sofa.
  • Custom designs. Got a slogan of your own? We can print it.

Questions, answered

How much is delivery?

We deliver across the United Kingdom. Delivery is a flat rate of £3.95, and it is free on orders over £50.

How long does dispatch take?

Every item is custom made, so orders are dispatched within up to 7 days.

Do you deliver outside the UK?

Not at the moment. We currently deliver to addresses in the United Kingdom only.

What sizes do you offer?

Every T-shirt and hoodie comes in S, M, L, XL, XXL and 3XL. Pick your style and size on the product page. If you are unsure which size to choose, send us a message and we will help.

What is the difference in price between a T-shirt and a hoodie?

T-shirts are £19.99 and hoodies are £39.99, whichever slogan and size you choose.

Can I order a custom design or slogan of my own?

Yes. Bone Idle Lazy makes custom T-shirts and hoodies. Tell us your idea through the contact page and we will get back to you about turning it into a tee or hoodie.

Can I return my order?

No. Because every order is custom made, we do not accept returns, so please check your style and size before you buy.

How do I get in touch with a question about my order?

Use the contact form on our contact page and we will reply by email.

Got a slogan of your own?

Tell us your idea and we will turn it into a custom tee or hoodie.

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